Friday, 19 March 2010

An honest days work?

THE nation loathes Ashley Cole so much I’m amazed Peter Mandelson hasn’t announced a Rat Scrappage Scheme for women who want to trade in old rodents.

But some of the stuff coming out of his wife’s “camp” is quite nauseating. Take an insider’s tribute to her “brave” return to work: “Ever the professional she just knuckled down.”

So what was her mentally draining job? Scraping a corpse off the M6? Tending to ­incontinent Alzheimer’s patients in a minimum-wage care home? No.


Getting her hair photographed.

For £500,000.

I rest my case......

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